It’s snowing. Have you heard?
If you live in Western Washington then you’ve heard little else other than the impending snowy doom that finally made it’s appearance last night. You’ve heard it on the radio, on the morning news, midday news, evening news and late night news — you’ve even heard it from the BBC.
While listening to the news this morning, and searching for the snow brush for my car (I know I have one somewhere), I heard the anchors referring to our current weather situation as ‘Winter Extreme’ (feel free to debate the use of the word extreme with others).
Now, given that we at Golden Lasso are what you could call ‘branding nerds’ we feel there is a huge missed opportunity here. Vicious rounds of snow, winds, and freezing temps rarely hit this area with such gusto. Why not brand these suckers? (Come on, it’s all we hear about for a week every year or so, let’s have some fun with it!)
Thus, the brilliant-bordering-on-crazily-ingenious minds of Golden Lasso put our partially caffeinated heads together and came up with the following list of names for our beloved winter storms. The idea is to have these function akin to hurricane names; we’ll have a set list and rotate through the names as needed.
We at Golden Lasso want to present you with a Brand. New. kind of winter snowstorm.
Snowmageddon (It’s been used before but you have to admit it’s pretty great.)
Snowpocalypse (Ditto.)
SnobamaCare (We need coverage, lots of deep powder coverage)
Death Storm 2012 (Pronounced as twenty-twelve, none of that two-thousand stuff.)
Storminator (For those pining for yet another Ah-nold tribute.)
White Night (Be careful to not misspell night.)
Flake Fest (has potential uses other than snow)
Proto-Slush (Created specifically for those techie folks.)
Ice Ice Baby (And you thought it was a one-hit wonder.)
Fluff Core (We must admit this came from the one of us perpetually in a pink haze – due to his adorable daughters, of course.)
Seattle’s Annual SUV Justification (Insert your SUV opinion here.)
Snow Place Like Home (An homage to the place 95% of us will be if those flakes start a’falling.)
The White Wrath (Because every once in a while our beautiful region decides to try on a different color than grey, and quickly realizes the ‘Don’t wear white after Labor Day’ rule actually is true.)
Sleet Week ’12 (It’s rain. It’s snow. It’s rain. It’s … sleet.)
And the winner is …
iStorm (Just because we could.)
If you happen to be a weatherman, or know one, point him/her to this post. We’re missing out on a wonderful opportunity to brand and really give a personality to the storms that pass through our area every so often. People need to connect with the storm, form a personal relationship with it, interact with it and feel like they can trust it. It all begins with the name. It’s the least we can do to help the storm win over the citizens of Western Washington.
Give us a call, we’d love to help.
Posted by Jennifer Lovering.









